Eight Down, One to Go

Why does the ninth month of pregnancy seem to take four years to get through? My c-section is scheduled for 34 days from today and as far as I’m concerned it can’t come soon enough. I’m tired of being so off-balance that standing is a problem. I’m tired of having only two outifts I can wear comfortably. I’m tired of baby kicking me in the ribs and dancing on my bladder. Enough already!